Jillette, ya heard?

Is this the best a man can get?  

She’s like your ex-girlfriend, you know the one you’ll always regret.  She’s your man’s ex…the one who told you she’d reclaim him with great sex, she’s like that toxic friend, she leaves you drained of energy and feeling bad about yourself.  She’s that ex-best-friend that would sleep with your man, she’s that mother-in-Law you can’t stand, cause you’ve never been as good as they demand, or that sister whose always made you feel less than you can, a mommy dearest with life threatening trends.  

It’s time to toss her out, you can no longer believe her, Heard she even transgressed girl code, got caught lying for attention, bed time stories from a PR team, Boston HQ is reading you to sleep, don’t trust anybody who tells you their blade belongs on your junk, they may have bold faces selling you a mouthful, but they already castrated in mouth guards, I think I’ll stay harry or spend a dollar, take that Jillette and dump her in the trash man, don’t let her decide what mankind will become, remember when your mom said, do what I say not what I do, it’s the same thing all over again, but she ain’t your mum, dude.